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Issue 001·May 2026·In private beta
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The painted porch,
in your pocket.

A mobile philosophy app for people who actually want to think — not consume Stoic quotes over sunset photos.

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7:21
Friday · Day 47
Good evening, Anna.
A
The five modes
Edit
Quiz · ✓
Find Your School
Stoic, last week.
34 / 100
The Trolley
Whistleblower up next.
Pro
Socratic
Marcus, the VC.
Pro
The Last Day
Chapter four.
12-day streak
Today on the porch · Friday, day 47

Three philosophers walk into a room. They disagree, at length.

Every day, one moral puzzle. A choice of two. Then you see how others answered — and read what Kant, Mill and Marcus would have done. The same dilemma, six times over, no two of them alike.

Day 047 · The Honest Lie

A whistleblower can expose corruption that will save thousands of lives — but doing so will destroy her family’s livelihood and her daughter’s future.

She is the only one who knows.

What do you tell her?

A
68%
B
32%
Immanuel Kant
Immanuel Kant · Would choose A
A duty to truth is not contingent on what it costs. To weigh outcomes is to admit that lying is sometimes permissible — and once that door opens, the moral law is reduced to a calculation.
John Stuart Mill
John Stuart Mill · Would choose A
Thousands of lives is not a slogan — it is thousands of lives. A single family’s future, however dear, does not balance against that ledger. The hard part is admitting what the ledger says.
Aristotle
Aristotle · Would choose B
Character is built in the small places first. A woman who cannot care for her own daughter has not yet earned the moral standing to redeem the world. The right act is not always the largest one.
7:21
← Day 047RevealShare ↑
You chose
A. Tell her she's right to speak.
How others answered
A
68%
B
32%
Three takes
Immanuel Kant· Would choose A
"A duty to truth is not contingent on what it costs. To weigh outcomes is to admit lying is sometimes permissible."
Aristotle· Would choose B
"A woman who cannot care for her own daughter has not earned the standing to redeem the world."
The five modes · One subscription, one Self

One painted porch. Five ways onto it.

A Wordle-like daily, a 15-question quiz, a hundred swipe-card dilemmas, a Socratic text adventure, and a thirty-minute novella about a last day on Earth. Different psychological hooks, one evolving picture of how you actually think.

01 · Daily · free

Today’s Dilemma

A daily moral puzzle. Pick A or B. See how others answered, and read what Kant, Mill and Marcus would have said.

7:21
Friday · Day 47
Good evening, Anna.
A
The five modes
Edit
Quiz · ✓
Find Your School
Stoic, last week.
34 / 100
The Trolley
Whistleblower up next.
Pro
Socratic
Marcus, the VC.
Pro
The Last Day
Chapter four.
12-day streak
02 · Onboarding · free

Find Your School

Fifteen questions. One of eight philosophical schools. A line for your wall and a book to start with.

8:02
CloseResultShare
You think most like the
Stoics
— with a strong utilitarian streak.
You believe character is forged by what you can control. You read other people generously and yourself severely. And — quietly — you suspect most suffering is just resistance to the way things are.
A line for your wall
"You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength."
Marcus Aurelius, Meditations IV.7
03 · One hundred cards

The Trolley

A hundred escalating dilemmas, swipe by swipe. After each choice, a small framework explainer unlocks.

9:15
← HubThe Trolley · 34/100
Whistleblower#34
She is the only one who knows what the company did.
Her daughter starts university in the fall.
She speaks
← Swipe leftShe stays silent
She speaksSwipe right →
04 · Pro · LLM

Socratic Dialogue

A text adventure where you play Socrates. Win by exposing a contradiction in your interlocutor’s belief.

10:48
← HubSocratic DialogueTurn 4
M
Marcus, VC partner, 38
"A person's net worth is the truest measure of their contribution."
You · Socrates
If contribution were measured by money, would a nurse who saves a life be worth less than a hedge-fund quant who closes a trade?
Marcus
In aggregate, yes — markets price what's scarce. The quant moves more capital than the nurse moves bedpans.
He's collapsing two claims — try separating "what markets price" from "what is contributed."
You · Socrates
So if markets stopped pricing nurses tomorrow, they would have contributed nothing the day before?
Press the definitionOffer a counterexample
Ask Marcus…
05 · Pro · 30 min

The Last Day

A short branching visual novella. You have twenty-four hours to live. Your choices reveal what you actually value.

21:07
⌃ MenuThe Last Day · Hour 1904:53
Chapter four · The field
You drive an hour north. The house your father grew up in is dark. You sit on the porch step. The wind moves through the field he used to mow.
Do you —
Walk the property line, the way he would have.
Sit until the moon comes up. Don't decide anything.
Call your sister. She is still awake.
§On the back
of the book

There is a thing we keep promising ourselves we’ll do — read the Greeks, sit with hard questions, become a slightly more deliberate person — and then we open a different app instead. The market noticed. It built a thousand productions of philosophy-as-content: sunset Aurelius, gym-bro Stoicism, the daily quote you forward to no one.

We made the other thing. Pocket Stoa is short. It is unhurried. It is mostly serif, mostly black, mostly the work of staying with a question one minute longer than is comfortable.

A practice, not a feed.

Five short modes. One quiet hub. No streak fires, no confetti, no friend leaderboards. Just the small daily act of being asked something you don’t already have an answer to — and the company of people who, two thousand years ago, didn’t either.

— The editors, from a kitchen in Brooklyn

A taste · The first three questions

What kind of mind are you?

The real quiz is fifteen questions long and inside the app. Here are three of them. Answer honestly — there is no profile to optimize for, and no streak to lose.

Question 1 of 3

A friend asks if their new haircut looks good. It doesn’t.

Find Your School

Eight schools. One that already sounds like you.

Each answer in the full fifteen-question quiz nudges a weighted profile across eight schools. The result names what you already half-knew about yourself — and gives you a starting book.

Schools you might land on:

StoicsAristoteliansKantiansUtilitariansExistentialistsAbsurdistsEpicureansCynics
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